Thomas Moore (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
remember how this made our hearts flutter?
Finish the sentence: Do me
a favor and do me
and fucking do me
and then after that you’re going to fucking do me
#I’d say ‘that escalated quickly’#but actually it refused to escalate anywhere
I like Halloween in Australia because I can buy 5 packs of fun-size chocolates in preparation and know that at the end of the day the only bitch eating them will be me because no bitch kid trick-or-treats around here no matter how hard Woolworths tries to make it a thing.
it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything
Caity, my lady. Sorry about the black dot on your nose…a pen leaked in my pocket and couldn’t get all the ink off the camera. Oopsies. #clumsynurselife
When things go wrong, it makes you appreciate life more when things go right.